#PLEASE NOTE: You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # Created: 2002-10-31 When Two And Two Are Five by Jonatha Brooke and Jennifer Kimball of THE STORY Transcribed by: Matt Holtz mholtz@temple.edu Tuning - EbBbEbFBbEb (Eb75255) PART 1 1 -----1---0-------0-------0------------------------- 2 -----2---0-------0-------0------------------------- 3 -----0---2-------2-------2------------------------- 4 -----2---0-------0-------0------------------------- 5 -0-0---0-2-------2-------2------------------------- 6 -----------00002-2--22---2------------------------- Repeat 4x for intro Repeat 4x for verse part… When two and two are five, You’re gonna go to work like any other day, But things might be much different, Your god might be a vengeful one, PART 2 1 -----------------0---------------0-----0---------------------------- 2 -----------------0---------------0-----0---------------------------- 3 -------3-----3---3--------3------3-----3------2-----3--------2-----3 4 -------3-----3---2--------3------3-----2------2-----2--------2-----2 5 -------2-----2-0----------2------2---0------------------------------ 6 -0-0-0---0-0---------0-0-0----0-0--------0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0---0-0-- 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 -------------3--------------3--------------------------------------- 4 -------3-----2-------3------2--------------------------------------- 5 -------5-------------5---------------------------------------------- 6 -0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0---0-0------------------------------------------ Repeat x2 for verse part… Your desk might catch on fire, The church will hold a picnic and Jesus and Elvis will get in free The rest of the song is just repetitions of the above, with slight variations. There are some accents on chords towards the end like –02300 being -02330 for the last chord, but the rest is up to interpretation, as are the cadence of the notes. LYRICS When two and two are five, You’re gonna go to work like any other day, But things might be much different, Your god might be a vengeful one, Your desk might catch on fire, The church will hold a picnic and Jesus and Elvis will get in free MMMMmmmm, mmmmm, mmmm, When two and two are five, We’ll change the world make the faithful pay, The trees of the field and maybe the lilies, they will come for you, But in the twinkling of an eye there will be nothing, Two shakes of somebody’s tail, Nose still, small voice. Meanwhile I’m gonna sleep all day, Get half drunk each night, Be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, I’m gonna sleep all day, Get half drunk each night, Be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, And in the darkest corners between conscience and faith, Lord get my room ready, nothing is adding up, We’ll meet the terrible angel, straddling our pitiful fathers, Meanwhile I’m gonna sleep all day, Get half drunk each night, Be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, I’m gonna sleep all day, Get half drunk each night, I’ll be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, All day, each night, All day, each night, Meanwhile I’m gonna sleep all day, Get half drunk each night, I’ll be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, All day, and get half drunk each night, Be the nothing that is, I’ll be the nothing that will be, © 1993 Dog Dream Music (ASCAP)