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Created:  2002-10-31


When Two And Two Are Five
by Jonatha Brooke and Jennifer Kimball of THE STORY

Transcribed by:  Matt Holtz mholtz@temple.edu 


Tuning - EbBbEbFBbEb	 (Eb75255)


PART 1

1  -----1---0-------0-------0-------------------------
2  -----2---0-------0-------0-------------------------
3  -----0---2-------2-------2-------------------------
4  -----2---0-------0-------0-------------------------
5  -0-0---0-2-------2-------2-------------------------
6  -----------00002-2--22---2-------------------------

Repeat 4x for intro
Repeat 4x for verse partÖ 
When two and two are five,
Youíre gonna go to work like any other day,
But things might be much different,
Your god might be a vengeful one,


PART 2

1 -----------------0---------------0-----0----------------------------
2 -----------------0---------------0-----0----------------------------
3 -------3-----3---3--------3------3-----3------2-----3--------2-----3
4 -------3-----3---2--------3------3-----2------2-----2--------2-----2
5 -------2-----2-0----------2------2---0------------------------------
6 -0-0-0---0-0---------0-0-0----0-0--------0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0---0-0--



1  --------------------------------------------------------------------
2  --------------------------------------------------------------------
3  -------------3--------------3---------------------------------------
4  -------3-----2-------3------2---------------------------------------
5  -------5-------------5----------------------------------------------
6  -0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0---0-0------------------------------------------


Repeat x2 for verse partÖ
Your desk might catch on fire,
The church will hold a picnic and Jesus and Elvis will get in free


The rest of the song is just repetitions of the above, with slight variations.

There are some accents on chords towards the end like Ė02300 being
-02330 for the last chord, but the rest is up to interpretation, as 
are the cadence of the notes.


LYRICS
When two and two are five,
Youíre gonna go to work like any other day,
But things might be much different,
Your god might be a vengeful one,
Your desk might catch on fire,
The church will hold a picnic and Jesus and Elvis will get in free

MMMMmmmm, mmmmm, mmmm,
When two and two are five,
Weíll change the world make the faithful pay,
The trees of the field and maybe the lilies, they will come for you,
But in the twinkling of an eye there will be nothing,
Two shakes of somebodyís tail,
Nose still, small voice.
Meanwhile Iím gonna sleep all day, 
Get half drunk each night, 
Be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,
Iím gonna sleep all day, 
Get half drunk each night,
Be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,

And in the darkest corners between conscience and faith,
Lord get my room ready, nothing is adding up,
Weíll meet the terrible angel, straddling our pitiful fathers,
Meanwhile Iím gonna sleep all day, 
Get half drunk each night,
Be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,
Iím gonna sleep all day, 
Get half drunk each night,
Iíll be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,
All day, each night,
All day, each night,

Meanwhile Iím gonna sleep all day, 
Get half drunk each night,
Iíll be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,
All day, and get half drunk each night,
Be the nothing that is,
Iíll be the nothing that will be,

© 1993 Dog Dream Music (ASCAP)